This week's Objectivist Round Up.
• making me worry about his sanity when he stated, "Men should clobber women every day except tomorrow. [pause for a moment] I don't think so really." (Nice to get the finish, but we talked about topics that we don't joke about!)
• faint praise for a joke, "I barely didn't laugh at that one."
• yelling from the top of the stairs, "NOW I'M COVERED WITH SOAP, MOM!" (Note, usually that's when you would hope the child stays in the bath tub, but he apparently wanted more bubble soap.)